January 2011
225 posts
Fitness to Survive the Apocalypse →
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I can't really decide if I want to be a zombie or...
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
Preludes and Nocturnes
CHORONZON: I am a dire world, prey-stalking, lethal prowler.
MORPHEUS: I am a hunter, horse-mounted, wolf-stabbing.
CHORONZON: I am a horsefly, horse-stinging, hunter-throwing.
MORPHEUS: I am a spider, fly-consuming, eight legged.
CHORONZON: I am a snake, spider-devouring, posion-toothed.
MORPHEUS: I am an ox, snake-crushing, heavy footed.
CHORONZON: I am an anthrax, butcher, bacterium, warm-life destroying.
MORPHEUS: I am a world, space-floating, life nurturing.
CHORONZON: I am a nova, all-exploding... planet-cremating.
MORPHEUS: I am the Universe -- all things encompassing, all life embracing.
CHORONZON: I am Anti-Life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds... of everything. Sss. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?
MORPHEUS: I am hope.
I'm pretty sure on Valentine's day it's going to...
drapetomania:
My Friends:
Me:
Partying with my friend:
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by vulnerablehappy-ness
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Waiting for the zombie...
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
rhapsodos:
drapetomania:
LIKE A BOSS.
20 ways to survive in a horror movie. →
justnithya:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
There are...
There are six places I dream of visiting:
jetaimealafolie:
HOGWARTS:
AND NARNIA:
AND NEVERLAND:
AND MIDDLE EARTH:
AND OZ:
AND WONDERLAND:
“I am not a fool. I am wise. I will run from my fear, I will outdistance my fear,...”
– House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (via thechocolatebrigade)
90's Baby!
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
...
Reblog if you miss a friendship you had with...
burning bridges :(
REBLOG if when ever you walk in to the doctors,...
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with...
